"Oh you’ve not got much of a tan"
Actually I think you will find I have! I just happen to be naturally pale so what you guys call “not very brown” is, in actual fact the most tanned I have ever been in my entire life!!!!! So please do not greet me with “did you have a nice time, oh you’re not very brown” I’ll either cry or give you a death stare – consider yourselves warned.
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